Tweaked a bit, but originally from our friends at Travel Impressions – Ruthanne Terrero, (TravelAgentCentral) author
- You’ve googled “Mexico Vacation” and come up with 145 million results. Need a little help editing those choices down a bit?
- Remember when you used that obscure website to book your hotel and when you got there you spent your beach vacation overlooking a parking lot?
- How many hours were you on hold with the airlines after your flight was canceled?
- Did you really mean to spend your honeymoon at a resort whose tiny pool was filled all day with screaming children?
- Who knew that when you booked the “villa” in Tuscany that it would be a small room with a kitchenette and no air conditioning? Funny, it looked much better on your computer screen.
- No one explained that in July, it’s winter time in Rio and you showed up there with nothing but five Hawaiian shirts and three pairs of swimming trunks.
- How about the time you really needed a restful vacation and you ended up in New Orleans during Mardi Gras and someone lost their lunch on your new shoes?
- Yes, I guess that hotel did you use a telephoto lens when they took a picture of those guest rooms you saw on their website.
- I suppose contacting the Attorney General to resolve the fact that the internet site has billed your credit card 3 times for the same trip is the only route to go at this point.
- It was definitely odd that there were no cab drivers at the airport at 3 o’clock in the morning when you landed in Cost Rica. Who knew you should have pre-booked a hotel transfer when you booked the hotel and air?
- So that’s what they meant when they talked about an excursion to see “pole dancers”.
